Twenty MC Faults (this post is gonna get me spanked for sure!)

November 29, 2008

I’ve been accused of being blind to MC’s faults, and MC has been accused of having no faults! Ha! Let me dispel that myth right now:

  • 1) MC likes morning sex – bad breath, having to pee and all – he wants it. I hate it.
  • 2) MC clacks his teeth with his fork when he takes a bite.
  • 3) MC absolutely cannot eat chips quietly, or with his mouth closed
  • 4) MC spends WAY too much time in front of his computer (granted, he is actually accomplishing things – writing, website design, etc.)
  • 5) Most of the time, I go to bed alone – about 4 hours ahead of MC
  • 6) MC sneezes so loudly that I jump every time
  • 7) MC steals restaurant mints by the pocketful (buying them at the store would just hurt his cheap heart)
  • 8) MC is a slob. If it was up to him, he’d have clothes and dishes in every room of the apartment. Yet, he will stoop over to pick up a piece of lint off the carpet.
  • 9) MC collects paper. Whatever it is – brochures, tissues, paper towels, receipts, bags – it’s all on his desk. It’s a fire hazard. I get spanked for throwing any of it away.
  • 10) MC takes his shoes off and rubs sock remnants (i.e. toe jam) all over the carpet under his desk. Then you-know-who has to get under there to clean it up. Don’t ask me if it smells – I don’t know- I hold my breath.
  • 11) MC waits until the kitchen is perfectly clean to go cook bacon on the high setting and splatter grease everywhere.
  • 12) MC talks to himself in the morning. I used to take this personally, because it sounds like he’s grumbling – he’s just leaking random thoughts because he can’t hold any more hot air in his head.
  • 13) For a dominant, MC is really lazy. I have to take down my own pants, lower my own panties, get myself over his lap, and occasionally hand him the implement of destruction. I’m surprised I don’t have to spank myself.
  • 14) MC uses my comb to comb his hair, and leaves his hair in it.
  • 15) MC has never once told me that he loves me, first.
  • 16) MC likes Star Trek and Star Wars WAY too much
  • 17) I cut my hair today, and MC didn’t even notice. He couldn’t figure out what was different.
  • 18) MC didn’t ever officially propose to me. I’m not even really clear about how that whole thing happened.
  • 19) MC hogs the covers in bed. He doesn’t just pull them over – he pulls ONE CORNER over, so the sheets are left in a diamond shape.
  • 20) MC spanks me for not exercising – but just TRY to get him to come on a walk with me. Yeah right, he acts like he’s allergic to fresh air.

Yet, with all his little quirks – and all of the extra work he creates – I still love him. I will love him until the day I die. I wouldn’t trade him for the world.

The cane and tawse

November 29, 2008


Today’s Chores:

Pick up bedroom/bathroom floors

Oil wood furniture


Clean sinks

Take out garbage

Clean dining table


Plan menu for the week


Clean water cooler


Does it seem like this list is getting longer? It sure seems that way to me!


Thanksgiving was nice, and I didn’t overeat – much. Of course, we all ate more than we usually do, and my stomach has been paying the price, since. I did still exercise that day, and I didn’t eat sweets, so it counted as a successful day 3.

I’ve been doing simple exercises, for 30 minutes minimum. I’ve mostly been riding the stationary bike, because it’s convenient. I know it’s not very intense, but I’m really trying to make sure I do something almost every day.

Today is day 1 of my new 3 day goal. Yesterday would have been it, but I ate a donut. So far so good today, just oatmeal and coffee. I’ve found that if I use splenda and mocha mix, coffee still seems like a treat. I used to drink coffee and tea with Vanilla coffee mate, but I started reading the labels. I’m trying to avoid sugar, and hydrogenated oils, and coffee-mate has both! Mocha mix doesn’t have either one, and it has a rich creamy taste that is still satisfying.

To be tied….


So far, I’ve earned one cane or tawse cut for December 5th. MC says he’s going to make them really hard. That’s really what I need, I know. If it’s not something I dread, it’s not an effective threat. Even though the hairbrush and paddles hurt, I don’t dread them. I’m afraid of the cane, because it cuts. It hurts, and I bleed. There are times I nearly pass out from the pain that reverberates from my ass to my head. None of those things happen with a spanking. Eventually the pain during a spanking dulls, and I can actually take more than MC is willing or able to dish out. Not so with the cane. The cane is what made me give up smoking. It’s the only thing that worked.  I’ll have to be sure to rub it down with alcohol. That makes it far less scary, because I know I’m not at risk of infection due to dust/dirt coming in contact with the cuts.


The tawse is somewhat scary to me, because it wraps, and stings, and occasionally hits my pussy and asshole. It’s very unpredictable. I certainly prefer implements that thud, rather than sting…and that’s why this is an effective punishment implement.

Three day fitness goals

November 26, 2008


 Today’s chores:

Clean Dining table

Dry Dust

Clean Bike and Exercise Equipment

Clean Sinks

Take out garbage

Pick up bedroom floors

Get down cobwebs


Clean out refrigerator

Wash out trashcans

Clean Blinds

Hot spot fire drill

10 minutes in current zone (Master Bedroom)

 It’s not as much as it sounds. I knocked it out in about an hour.

 MC might be going back to school to finish his Masters degree. He could go a couple of directions, either IT or psychology. He would be great at either one.  Poor guy had to re-do his website today. He’s working really long hours on that. I know it will be a great success when he gets it done, though.  


Ok, new plan – instead of a week at a time, I’m making 3 day goals. Follow meal plan for 3 days in a row, exercise 30 minutes 3 days in a row. Once I screw up, it starts over, with a new three day goal. So far, I haven’t really been able to have a completely “good week” and it’s driving me nuts. So far, I’m on day two – but tomorrow is Thanksgiving. I don’t know if I can have a successful “day three” on Thanksgiving!

To be tied….

Today MC and I had planned to have some playtime. I did get my diet spanking – but we didn’t get to play as long as we had hoped. It’s been raining here, and someone was on the roof walking around. We figured it was maintenance looking for leaks. Either way, we couldn’t make any noise, and our play was halted. *sigh*. MC and I are going to have to settle for vanilla sex for a while. Definitely need to get to the Lair. Very soon. There are a couple of “munches” scheduled for December. Maybe we’ll go to those, and see what we can get started.

3 Spanked Bottom Pictures – which one is better?

November 26, 2008

Well, today MC gave me my diet spanking, for not exercising and for gaining 1.8 pounds last week. He took 3 pictures. We were trying to figure out which one was a better one to post. Which do you like better (or, hate least?) 




I would do anything for love (but I won’t do that)

November 25, 2008

I ran across this video today, and I remember watching it when I was much younger. I suppose he’s saying that he won’t cheat – but “I wont do that” can apply to almost anything you can think of. I thinik of the spanko living with a vanilla, and she is practically begging him to spank her, through her actions, and even straight out saying it. Yet he refuses, because it would be wrong. This is sadism at it’s worst. I think of “vanilla” men and women, who can accept almost all aspects of dominance and submission, except the physical aspect. Husbands who work and support their families, and have stay-home wives who do all of the domestic duties and care for the children. But spanking and other BDSM activities are highly offensive to them. Divorce rates are soaring, and sex lives are diminishing, and yet they are unable to fathom what it is we do. We are low-lifes, Wierdos, those they would never associate with. But we are forever.

Meatloaf – I would do anything for love (but I wont do that)

(the video is a little shakey for about 10 seconds at the beginning, but that goes away)

Week 4 / Thanksgiving Plans And Supplements

November 24, 2008



I have a headache. It started with DD calling me at noon today to tell me that I taught her something wrong on her homework. Ugh. First of all, I don’t think I did. I told her to bring it home and show me. If I did, I’m going to learn something today…  Either way, it irritated me, and now I have a headache.

We are going to my in-laws for Thanksgiving. I like my in-laws. I know a lot of people have problems with their mother-in-law, but I don’t.  I like her, possibly more than I like my own mother. She’s involved with MC, but doesn’t stick her nose in our business. When we got married, she didn’t want us to go to Vegas, but that’s the only time she’s expressed something that she wanted us to do. She has 5 children, and MC was the first to get married. We wound up getting married at her house, and it was a nice ceremony. I think she was happy with the way things turned out. MC and I were just going to get married in Vegas for simplicity, because we didn’t feel like planning a bunch of stuff – but mom-in-law took care of all the planning and it was really nice. We were even able to have the minister we wanted, which wouldn’t have happened if we had gone to Vegas.


MC and I watched Kama Sutra last night – it was actually ok. As expected, the Indian women and colors are beautiful. The men are creepy – all except one. Funny though, I think they cast a Native American man for that guess Indian is Indian is Indian. They had to find at least one good looking man somewhere.

Today I don’t have nearly as many chores as yesterday. It’s basically just maintenance from the weekend:

Clean Dining table

Take out Garbage

Clean sinks

Pick up bedroom floors



I haven’t really done any exercise all week to speak of. I’ve been really distracted, for some reason. Time to get back on track.  I’m up almost 2 pounds. Sweets and lack of exercise are my main problems, right now. I’m low on energy. Sweets don’t help in the long run – but they help to keep me awake in the moment. I have to find some other way.

We have discovered a couple of good supplements that we are adding to almost all of our food. I add whole flaxseed to my oatmeal and to my morning smoothies. Turmeric is a mild seasoning that is great on chicken, rice, vegetables and beans.


Flaxseed has Omega 3 oils, and loaded with fiber, which we all know is good!  It has a slightly nutty flavor.



Turmeric is an anti-inflamatory, great for stomach ailments and is also touted as an anti-cancer agent. I’m hoping it will eliminate my psoriasis. So far, it’s improving!  Turmeric doesn’t have a strong flavor, so we can use a lot of it. It does stain, though, so if you use a lot of turmeric on your chicken and you eat your chicken with your fingers, you’ll have yellow fingertips.

Three People vs. 7 cups of vanilla ice cream:

Last night we had banana milkshakes. Big no-no. This morning, DD and I got up and finished the ice cream from last night, making more banana milkshake. MC said he didn’t want any, because it was too cold and he was having to go outside. Poor guy. So DD and I ate it all. I suppose it’s better to do that for breakfast, and have a chance to burn it off…but it’s better not to do THAT at all!

For lunch I had oatmeal, and for dinner tonight we will have chicken and veggies.

To be tied….

It turns out that MC and I might have some alone time, on Wednesday morning. DD will be at school half-day and MC thinks he has the day off.  I’ll keep you updated. I’m a little nervous, because I am due a punishment. But nothing worse than I’ve had before.

MC has started doing some fetish clothing / fetish toy sales. We might have more toys here soon than we know what to do with! Next time we get our bag out, I’ll take a picture of what we have, right now. Later, we might need a wide angle lens!

Emotional Involvement with other blogs

November 24, 2008

I’m not linking to anything in this blog, because I’m just venting / asking for advice – I am not trying to give anyone any bad publicity. I’m curious if others have had similar feelings about people you don’t know.

If you know who I’m talking about, please don’t say their names or link to their blog, in this post. I really appreciate it. Also, I’m really not looking to have a discussion about who is right in the situation.  Those of you who know me, know that I am a low drama person, and I really don’t have any drama in my own life (by design). However, at the time, I find myself sucked into other people’s drama.  It’s probably because I’m new to blogging, and new to reading other blogs.

There’s this one particular set of blogs that I’ve been reading. Three to be exact. They are all related, in a way. I don’t know any of them personally, which probably makes my predicament worse – if I knew them personally, I would probably just roll my eyes and say “whatever suits them”. But as it is, I’ve become emotionally involved, to the point that MC has suggested that I stop reading their blogs. I worry about the couple, and their children, and I find myself angry at the other woman for some reason.

The blogs are owned by two women and a man, and they all used to live together. All of them are spankos and they often played together.  I’m not sure how they came to live together, but apparently when this happened, the woman who owned the house had the other two sign an agreement not to have sex under her roof (a little strange if you ask me. Sounds like she’s setting the stage for something…). Well, the other two did have sex, (duh) and from what I can tell, they love each other very much. Well, this did not suit the house owner at all, and she kicked them all out, children and all. This created a situation where the homeowner can have private time with the man, and the girlfriend really cannot because the children are with her full time. Now although the man says that he is committed to his girlfriend and their children, the man continues to go to the house owner (who kicked him out), to help her to read and write, (she’s legally blind) and take her to the bus stop. He often spends the night with her. I recently commented (more than I should have) on the girlfriends blog, and it sort of got out of hand. But you know, the blind houseowner held her own very much, defending herself and attacking others, apparently without the aid of the man reading and writing for her. Amazing. Meanwhile the man tells his girlfriend that he’d marry her if he was sure she wouldn’t tie him down. What sense does that make? In other words, he wants to have his cake and eat it too, and doesn’t think she should mind.

At any rate, the house owner woman seems rather long winded, and it seems her main objective is to have the man to herself. She succeeds in this a couple of times a week, which is a huge benefit of having the girlfriend and her kids out of the house. Obviously the girlfriend doesn’t like the house owner, who caused their life to be so drastically changed. But the man continues to go there, and apparently feels sorry for the house owner. He says he has to spend the night at the house, to take her to the bus stop. Don’t they have seeing eye dogs and taxi services for that? What did she do before she met him?

I think I’m going to have to follow MC’s advice and stop reading these three blogs.